Good Quotes:
What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly. ~Richard Bach
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)
When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world."
- George Washington Carver (1864-1943)
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
- John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)
"When ideas fail, words come in very handy."
- Goethe (1749-1832)
"In the end, everything is a gag."
- Charlie Chaplin (1889-1977)
"I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known."
- Walt Disney (1901-1966)
"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to."
- Elvis Presley (1935-1977)
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
- Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."
- Thomas Jones
"The gods too are fond of a joke."
- Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)
"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame."
- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
"Half this game is ninety percent mental."
- Yogi Berra
"The truth is more important than the facts."
- Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
"I criticize by creation - not by finding fault."
- Cicero (106-43 B.C.)
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other is ready."
- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time."
- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
- Isaac Asimov